STEP ONE: Finding an Asian Asian girls typically hang out at one of three places: the mall, the library, or Pinkberry. If, by the end of the night, she giggles into her napkin/hand fan, you've got yourself a second date.When you get there, look around: the best Asian girl to pick up will be the one wearing a hoodie and heels (there is always one). As she takes out her phone to tell you, you should make a nice comment about her phone flair (Asian girls always have some bedazzled jank hanging off our phones, usually a cartoon duck or a jade tiger). Asian girls will go on a date with anyone if she can tell a cutesy story about it later: "And then, after he saw my Keroppi keychain, he asked me out at Pinkberry! " STEP TWO: The First Date It doesn't matter where you take an Asian girl on a first date as long as you stick to the following topics of conversation: food, fashion, and making fun of other Asians ("So, your friends just stayed in and did math problems? However, no matter what you do, don't step on the yellow-fever land mine that is acknowledging the Asian fetish.
"Date an Asian chick" has become akin to "Go skydiving" or "Live in New York" in the veritable white guy bucket list.Yes, we all implicitly know what's going on here -- why else did America go to war in two Asian countries last century? Us girls all like to pretend that we're your first Far East foray.STEP THREE: The Relationship If you get to the point now where you're dating an Asian girl, you better understand where she's coming from.If you can’t rock a pompadour, at least get yourself some dark jeans and a thin shirt with the sleeves rolled up, some high-cut boots, a leather jacket, and you’re good to go. [Read: 23 hacks to be a lot more attractive to women instantly] #9 Embrace her curves.The pinup culture is all about celebrating the natural female form, all those curves and shapes that come in different sizes.Of course, dating an Asian girl is very different from dating your typical Nancy or Betty.So, in order to snag yourself a Mulan, I present to you a White Man's Guide to Dating Asian Girls. Older women have limited patience for the shenanigans of youth, so stick to these five no-fail rules and you will be dating older women in no time.Think pinup girls, and already you’ll be conjuring images of sailor’s tattoos, Rita Hayworth, and all that coiffed hair.The hourglass figure is a pinup girl’s thing, so be sure to compliment her on her ample bosom, her thin waist, and her round hips. She probably has quirks that make her unique compared to other girls you’ve dated.She likes things a certain type, so don’t judge her for it.