Honestly, one of the very first thoughts that went through my mind as we were breaking up (which, I’m pretty sure I actually said out loud) was “but what will I do without this coffee???” 3) When I first went over mafia-guy’s condo a couple months back I knew immediately things were not going to work between us. I’m sorry, maybe that makes me a snob, and maybe I will miss out on a lot of great people based on their drink choice, but seriously?? I am completely Type-A, OCD, organized, list making, etc.So I got a big kick out that and kept saying ‘OMG, your name is GEOFF, WITH A G’. When we got home we asked how much it cost and he said it was however much you wanted to pay! Ok so here is a tutorial of how to use the pro/con list: Clearly, things did not work out between us.My friends all got out to give him but I was like ‘no way guys, that was epic and hilarious and awesome!
If you’ve never heard of my university you lose points because I worked so damn hard to get there and it’s a great school, but you’re not out of the running. Ok, now I’m just all worked up and frazzled so that’s the end of this post. Anyway, there was obviously no “thanks again, I had a great time! Ok, so I know that I handled the situation extremely wrong because I should have just been straight-up honest from the beginning, but I just get so uncomfortable with situations like that, especially because he was just so freaking awkward and I just didn’t want to deal with it. The people on it are literally the most awkward human beings in existence. Although, it was sort of fun dating the Mafia guy for a few weeks and pretending I was a millionaire. And then this morning I woke up and did the Insanity dvd that my friend let me borrow. Originally scheduled as a lunchtime meet, it lasted all day and into the night.The following day she said it felt like they’d known each other for weeks instead of hours. Another friend met a guy who she was half-heartedly interested in.He bought top quality whole coffee beans and ground them fresh each time he made coffee.He also had the most amazing coffee maker and brewed each cup with such care and perfection.Let’s just say that first morning when I woke up there and had no coffee to drink I knew that things with him would not last long. This guy was so, so funny through our emails but then when I actually met him I swear to you, I have never met a more awkward person. Usually when someone says “so, do you have any siblings” the other person responds with a “yes” or “no” and if yes, will most likely go into some detail…then will say “what about you? We ended up walking tired, that we didn’t want to walk back. I spotted one of those bike-taxis and hailed it down. Of course we started chatting with him, only to find out that his name was Geoffrey Slagheap. He let me down easy telling me “it’s the end of the season, maybe next year…” Umm, it was July.A few things here: 1) At the time like 5 guys I was either hooking up with/had a crush on/had a crush on me had a name that started with a G or J. Regardless, it was the most fun 7 minutes I had all summer! And here are a few pictures I have of this epic night…We finally started hanging out at the very end of the year and when he surprised me with a free coffee travel mug, it was better than any piece of jewelry a guy could buy for me.All I have to say is it’s a good thing graduation was right around the corner because with a gesture like that, I would have probably have professed my love soon.I definitely secretly still have a crush on him 😉 2) DB loved good coffee just as much as I did.One of our first conversations was about our mutual love for it and it was at that moment I knew I would fall hard for him.