So when Christian Mingle asked me to fill out what I thought being a Christian means in my bio, I immediately thought of Christmas and filled that in.I didn’t think I’d have much luck on a site that asked me for my favorite Bible passage.As much as I had hoped to celebrate Christmas one day, a month to flirt behind a screen was a bit steep.I tried “smiling” at a bunch of men, hoping that if they forked over the money, they could talk to me. Then I smiled back whenever I received a smile, hoping that there was a loophole (like two smiles = a free introduction).
), so to narrow down the prospects, I stuck to the important issues.
I made my opening line “On your latkes: sour cream or applesauce?
” (Note to suitors: applesauce is the correct answer; sour cream is gross.)I was also intrigued by Adam, who told me he was a singer and sent along a link to his new album. Things must have gotten a little TOO sexy in the past, because Atheist Passions had a lot of rules about photos.
Also strange: if members didn’t fill out their height and weight, their profile would be deleted — weird, since most people are going to lie anyway.
Oh well, at least everyone on the site knows not to challenge me to a limbo contest.