You're not sure who knows more about it, actually.14. Which is super cute, except you will never have a deep and meaningful relationship with a human Livestrong bracelet. He plays music during sex, usually something by Robin Thicke. He has a guitar, or some other instrument, in his apartment that he can’t even play. His kitchen cupboard has nothing in it but a tub of protein powder. He uses the words “gay” or “retarded to describe things he doesn’t like. He’s so pissed that Entourage is over and can’t wait for the movie. They're going to lose twenty pounds not drinking. He doesn't understand why you don't want to go to a football game. Did you know that you can even turn dinner into a drinking game? Anything you're doing can be turned into a drinking game. This set of rules is not written in stone (yet), but I think it's a good set of guidelines to ensure maximum cohesion among men, and maximum satisfaction within the individual. Raised in the American Midwest, Colt Williams made a name for himself in dating with a style based on soulful poetic seductions and playful dance floor antics.
Sexuality is a continuum and not a binary, and Bro recognises that. Lumber Bro, Hipster Bro or the ‘surprised-to-see-you-here’ fabulous Bro?
But beneath the blue and white, straight man-friendly exterior, does it really offer anything that Grindr doesn’t? There are less faceless torsos, more happy faces of people doing happy things. I choose the casual Bro because no hipster would ever admit to being one.
There’s always been a grey area between the boundaries of sex, relationships and friendship, and when an app asks you whether you are looking to find friendship, fun or ‘whatever’, Bro wins hands down in the grey department, all fifty shades of it. Once I am set, a grid of hopefuls show up — I am slightly disappointed.
It sits there, day in and day out, filled with gloopy grey powder and water, serving some kind of larger Bro Purpose.
The blender is always in the sink because he uses it for daily protein shakes.