After finding a good spot, they started having sex.
After about 15 minutes of it, the man finally gets up and says, “Damn it, I really wish I had a flashlight!
The following conversation took place between a husband and wife at the dinner table.
Wife: Can I have ’000 to get some breast implants to make them bigger.
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” A young woman rose in the back of the room and said, “Excuse me, but how do you make it last an hour?
” The tired doctor was awakened by a phone call in the middle of the night.
In the middle of the night, the guy on the right wakes up and says, “I had this wild, vivid dream of getting a hand job! “I’m coming with you; I want to see how you survive on 0 a year!
” The guy on the left wakes up, and unbelievably, he’s had the same dream, too. You can earn 0 for a blow job there, and I figured that I might as well earn money for what I do to you free.” The husband thinks for a moment, goes upstairs and comes back down with his suitcase packed as well.